You Misunderstood, Mr. President, We’re Trading YOU For a 3-Year Old Orphan

In the absence of a persuasive argument, President Obama has spoken condescendingly once again. This time it was directed to those who are concerned about allowing Syrian refugees into the U.S., especially since last weekend’s terrorist attacks in Paris. (One of the dead terrorists in France, an EU nationalist, and a man in a Serbian refugee camp each had passports with the same details: those of a Syrian loyalist soldier, Ahmad Almohammad, who died a few months ago.[1])

Using his favorite tactic, our President said, “At first they were worried about the press being too tough on them in during debates. Now they’re worried about three-year-old orphans. That doesn’t sound very tough to me.” (2)

Mr. Obama, we’re not afraid of three-year old Syrian orphans, quite the contrary. We’re looking to trade you for one of them. You see, with a child of that age, we don’t have to worry about his spending trillions of dollars he doesn’t have. Another benefit is that little one cannot possibly write unconstitutional executive orders. Three-year olds normally don’t harass Christians and conservatives. And when that child tells a lie you’d be proud of, we’ll make sure he faces the consequences of his actions and no news media will deflect for him.

While we’re thinking of it, Syria, if you have a couple extra three-year olds, we’ll take them and you can have our Vice President and the presumptive Democratic nominee, too – and we’ll pay the shipping. We will ensure their servers are secure and that no money from foreign governments is going into their little “529” foundations which would influence their decisions some day.

1 – “Were Syrian refugees involved in the Paris attacks? What we know and don’t know,” by Ishaan Tharoor, https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/11/17/were-syrian-refugees-involved-in-the-paris-attacks-what-we-know-and-dont-know/, 11/17/2015.

2 – “Obama torches GOP on Syrian refugees: ‘Now they are scared of 3-year-old orphans’,” by Nahal Toosi, http://www.politico.com/story/2015/11/barack-obama-refugees-216007, 11/17/2015.

Was Quentin Tarantino Speaking About Planned Parenthood?

“’When I see murders, I do not stand by . . . I have to call a murder a murder and I have to call the murderers the murderers,’ the ‘Pulp Fiction’ auteur blathered to a cheering rally-goers.” (1)

Wow, Quentin Tarantino must have seen the Planned Parenthood videos describing their methods of increasing their abortion profits from selling parts of killed babies… Oh wait, that’s not right. He’s Hollywood and they are in favor of legalized murder as shown in the recent movie where a grandmother decides to help her teenage granddaughter raise the funds for an abortion because:

“While the media do their best to avoid the house of horrors that Planned Parenthood has been exposed as being, in a series of videos by the Center for Medical Research, they have no problem with touting the wonders of a film about abortion.” (2)

Too bad he doesn’t have the moral formation to speak out against the real murderers which are our nation’s biggest shame.

1 – “Quentin Tarantino, protesters rally against police brutality in NY days after cop shooting,” http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/10/25/quentin-tarantino-joins-protest-against-police-brutality-in-new-york/, 10/25/2015

2 – “Leave it to Hollywood to promote ‘funny’ abortion movie in midst of Planned Parenthood scandal!,” by Carmine Sabia, http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/08/22/leave-it-to-hollywood-to-promote-funny-abortion-movie-in-midst-of-planned-parenthood-scandal-241496, 8/22/2015